Are you the Indian Gay Joke?
If you are too vocal about your consent with homosexuality in Russia or Iran, you might end up with a death sentence or to say least, you’ll be beaten until you are left with one hip and 5 ribs.
While Americans are quite outspoken about their sexuality – announcements of gay celebs walking down aisle (Yes, very much intended to Neil and David’s wedding – aren’t they the cutest couple?), not to mention the vivid American lesbian cinema, Iranians will snap your neck if you even dare to hint of being remotely bisexual.
But in the midst of hardcore homophobic and to the announcements of gay weddings, there lies an untouched social community that still chortles at the word ‘gay’.
And that my dearest is, INDIA.
But don’t you misinterpret it with Sex. They are not even-in-million-years cool with the mention of SEX. It’s a taboo. Say SEX out loud in public and you’ll be loathed through those contempt glances.
Since Indian culture is at an unease with being vocal about sex, they are absolutely ignorant about the entire homo/bisexual community.
Bring a boy to your house and your life will be miserable. Trips, stayovers, or anything that encompasses spending a night with the opposite sex is condemned.
Dear Indian Parents/Aunties/Uncles/Society,
For crying out loud, if she wants to sleep with him, she would not wait for a night. Do you even know how many Indians are having sex…(oops! I almost forgot I can’t say the taboo word) sleeping with each other, at this very moment?
Sincerely,
Logic
So the theory of Indian parents behind– do not stay over at a boy’s place or you end up having sex, is completely made up and irrational.
But on the contrary, if you are lesbian, bring a girl to your house, your parents will feed her, pat her, and even let her sleep with you in your room – for an entire night. And nobody, no effing body bats an eye.
So lesbians and gays enjoy that heck of intercourse while family outside rests in a peaceful ignorant slumber.
Because the idea of homosexuality is still vaguely dwindling in the horizons of Indian parents’ heads. It’s like a colourful unicorn, it doesn’t exist.
And why to JUST blame poor parents, peers are no less. I recently heard a conversation which goes like this:
Homo: Hey! I am a lesbian.
Peer: Pass me that beer, will you? (Completely ignoring the statement.)
Homo: I am not joking, I am sleeping with a girl.
Peer: You are just high. Will talk about this tomorrow.
Homo: I hardly had any beer, I’m serious.
Peer2: What you guys talking about?
Peer: She just told me that she is sleeping with a girl.
Peer2: What? Does that thing even exist?
Homo: Yes, apparently it does.
Peer&Peer2: Rolling on the floor laughing.
They just don’t take you seriously and first ever thing they’ll ask you is this – “Really? How does that feel like?”
So my dear gays, one thing you are sure of these pig-ignorant imbeciles that your sexuality will be a passing joke. You can laugh at them while they laugh at you (And your laugh is the real one).
But you will have a hard time establishing your sexuality. Good Luck with that because most of the time you’ll become the butt of all jokes and if you manage to convince a couple of them (which in most likely cases will be pervs), they will only ask you for a sex tape.
Well! To end with Happy Gay Banging because your parents are still Snoring!
